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Stop Sucking at Golf. Easy Tips For Your Next Round.
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BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
Goodbye Blowup Holes
MORE HOLES IN 1
BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
Goodbye Blowup Holes
MORE HOLES IN 1
"Major logos" make it seem like we're endorsed by big golf organizations! In fact, none of them have heard of us (yet) and they have nothing to do with us… but they look really cool!
"Major logos" make it seem like we're endorsed by big golf organizations! In fact, none of them have heard of us (yet) and they have nothing to do with us… but they look really cool!
4.8 (199 reviews)
Best For:
Sh#tty Golfers.
Size: 3.75 in. x 6.5 in.
36 "Cheats"
Bonus Cards
Cheat Sheets
Foursome
Golf Cheat Sheets are shipped in discreet unmarked packages (like porn). Nobody needs to know you’re using them!
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Course Tested.
FDA Registered Facility
Golf Gods Approved.
Vegan
Gluten free
Anti-oxidants
BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
NO MORE YIPS
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
GOODBYE BLOWUP HOLES
MORE HOLES IN 1
BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
NO MORE YIPS
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
GOODBYE BLOWUP HOLES
MORE HOLES IN 1
Why Golf Cheat Sheets?
Waterproof
Withstands rain, sweat, spilled beer or getting tossed in a lake
Small And Discrete
Fits in your back pocket and looks like a typical yardage book.
Reduce Stress
Forget the stress of your next shot. Relax and enjoy your round.
Lower Scores
Will knock 17 shots off your score immediately (If you believe that you’re insane… Go practice 5 hours a day you lazy sponge!)
How To Use Golf Cheat Sheets
Step 1
Assess And Choose Your Shot
Look at the ball
Look at the lie
Determine what shot you need to hit
Step 2
Consult Your Golf Sheets
Pull out your Golf Cheat Sheets
Find your specific shot
Step 3
Nail Shot. Celebrate Your Way
Hit your shot perfectly
Celebrate with fist pumps, high fives, maybe even an obnoxious dance!
How Golf Cheat Sheets Will Change Your Life 🤪
Golfers who DON’T Use Cheat Sheets
😜
Shots so BRUTAL they belong on a blooper reel
😰
Terrified of your next shot
💵
Blow $1500 a year on lessons then forget tips
😡
Red-faced anger, endless shame
😢
You're THAT GUY nobody likes to play with
😔
Family is ashamed of you
🥀
Live a lonely life of misery
🤷♂️
No clue why you play this cruel game
Golfers who Use Cheat Sheets
⛳️
Shots so GOOD you feel like a pro
🎩
Scores DROP like magic
😄
Unbridled joy every shot
😎
Everyone wants to be your golf buddy
🔥
You're more attractive!
🌟
That big promotion at work...It's yours!
🏎️
Suddenly you're driving a Ferrari...
🛥️
Then a mega yacht with a heli-pad 🚁✨
BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
NO MORE YIPS
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
GOODBYE BLOWUP HOLES
MORE HOLES IN 1
BUNKERS SCHMUNKERS
NO MORE YIPS
LOSE THE SLICE
NO MORE MELTDOWNS
PUTT LIKE A PRO
NO MORE NIGHTMARES
STOP SCREAMING F#*K!!
GOODBYE BLOWUP HOLES
MORE HOLES IN 1
Three More Reasons To Love Golf Cheat Sheets
Three More Reasons To Love Golf Cheat Sheets
1.
Great Gift Idea
Everyone knows a shi##y golfer who could use Golf Cheat Sheets. It’s a thoughtful gift and a gentle way of saying “You suck at golf. It’s OK. I’m here to help."
2.
No More Lessons.
Golf is a joke when you’ve got pro tips in your back pocket. Who needs lessons or years of practice when you’ve got Cheat Sheets?
3.
They Look Cool.
Stick your Golf Cheat Sheets in our custom leather case and they look like those yardage books the pros use. It says “I know what I’m doing” (even if you totally don’t).
Join 100,000+ fellow sh#tty Golfers
Our Story
No More Shanks
No Slicing
Stop Hooking
No More Unsolicited Advice
Bunkers Schmunkers
No More Nightmares
No More Yips
No More Golf Stress
Stress-Free Golf
No More Shanks
No Slicing
Stop Hooking
No More Unsolicited Advice
Bunkers Schmunkers
No More Nightmares
No More Yips
No More Golf Stress
Stress-Free Golf
OUR IRONCLAD GUARANTEE
We GUARANTEE that Golf Cheat Sheets will lower your scores by at least 25 shots within a week or we'll give you your money back!
Just kidding...
We don't really guarantee you'll lower your score and we won't give you your money back.
(Want to get better at golf? Pay for lessons and practice more you lazy cheapo!)
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